I Don't Like Lettuce

from by Kat Bula

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Excuse me, Mr. Critic, for interrupting you with your shirt tucked in and an iceberg leaf tangled in the tines of your fork like a fly in a web. I've noticed your taste for the crisp and the flavorless from the first moment I saw the red pen in your pocket and heard what you said about me to your gossipping bartender friends.

I don't like lettuce very much. It doesn't make me feel anything. What is your fascination with things that take more energy to digest than they possibly could impart, Mr. Critic? I don't get it. What's your secret?


from Thimble vs. Needle, released May 18, 2009
written by Kat Bula
Kat Bula: vocals, accordion, viola, tambourine
recorded by Ryan Richardson, and mixed by Ryan & Kat, at Golden Coin Studios in Bellingham, WA




Kat Bula Seattle, Washington

“Smart, sassy, sensitive… a rare depth and range in an otherwise endless sea of singer/songwriters.” — Cascadia Weekly

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